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Adidas bags can be doctored so that the logo is an acrostic for;
all day I dream about sex
after dinner I do a shit
a dirty indian did a shit
arse dicking is dangerous after supper
For double deedas, try;
a dirty indian did a shit and did it down a sewer
approved Dec 3 2002, submitted Nov 24 2002 by Nick Bell, Name Withheld, Bedslug , Jono Wilkinson, Jon Blyth
after dinner I did a shit,
(then backwards)
soon after desert I did another
approved Dec 17 2002, submitted Dec 16 2002 by anonymous user
A dick is dirty after sex
approved Jan 18 2003, submitted Jan 17 2003 by Bdave *
all day I deserve a sexual (rubbing) - this version addresses the underused (R) registered trademark symbol.
approved Feb 5 2003, submitted Jan 29 2003 by anonymous user
a durex is disposable after sex
approved Feb 22 2003, submitted Feb 12 2003 by Sam E
A Dildo Inserted Deeply Adds Stimulation. I was very proud of that one.
approved Apr 22 2003, submitted Apr 14 2003 by anonymous user
Using tippex and black pen:

Adidas= bad ass

Coooooool city, until you say it out loud and it becomes "bad arse." Not quite as sexy.
approved Apr 23 2003, submitted Apr 16 2003 by griff .
Then you can do it backwards, and in your dad's apartment...
sex all day in dad's apartment
approved Aug 11 2003, submitted Aug 8 2003 by anonymous user
after diarrhoea I detest anal sex... whether as giver or receiver is left to the imagination.
approved Aug 14 2003, submitted Aug 12 2003 by anonymous user
it's the acronym that keeps on giving:

all day I drink animal spunk
approved Feb 23 2004, submitted Feb 20 2004 by anonymous user
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