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i hope your firstborn is a cripple
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Disproportionate retort to a perfectly reasonable statement. For example:

"Hey Andrea, have you got a red pen I can borrow?"
"No, sorry."
"Well then, I hope your firstborn is a cripple."

If anyone from Killy High has since given birth to a crippled child, I accept no responsibility for it.
approved Apr 29 2003, submitted Mar 27 2003 by Stuart Laidler
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