What will eventually happen if someone writes Caramel Tart on a chalkboard in the school canteen. I laughed for pretty much the rest of the week.
approved Oct 22 2003, submitted Oct 21 2003 by griff .
Even when you have left school and are working in a bakery, 'doughnuts' becomes 'dog nuts' with an alarmingly small amount of effort.
approved Dec 11 2003, submitted Oct 29 2003 by Name Withheld