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A : Guess what? B : What? A : Good guess. Priceless.
approved Nov 24 2002, submitted Nov 24 2002 by Craig Scarratt
Q. Guess What?
A. What?
Q. Hotpot.
or
Q. Guess Why
A. Why?
Q. Pork Pie.
On reflection I'm a little dissapointed that we never utilised when, where, how or who. Especially who, because that rhymes with poo.
approved Mar 14 2003, submitted Jan 23 2003 by anonymous user
Guess what?
What?
Lightbulb.
approved Mar 31 2003, submitted Mar 3 2003 by R DL
- Guess what?
- What?
- Cold potato's ain't hot!!
- Oh.
- Hahahahahaa!
- Right.
- AHAHHHAAAARGH!!!
approved Oct 5 2004, submitted Feb 26 2004 by Helen Jenkins
Guess what?
A bag of snot.
Guess why?
Snot pie.
Far from being simple rhyming snot nonsense, this translates as;
A : What's that you've got there? It smells delicious.
B : It's a bag of snot, actually.
A : Oh. Suddenly it doesn't smell so delicious. Why are you carrying a bag of snot around?
B : It's the main ingredient of snot pie.
A : Oh! That suddenly sounds delicious again.
B : Yes, strange how your perceptions change with context, isn't it?
approved Apr 23 2005, submitted Apr 12 2004 by Rikk Hill, Jon Blyth
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