The Law of the Playground
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happiness, cockney phonetic
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A penis, A penis, The greatest thing which I posess, I thank The Lord that I am blessed, With more than my share of a pe-e-nis.
approved Nov 24 2002, submitted Nov 24 2002 by Tim Cain
A rather crappy trick would be to ask "Were you born with happiness or half an e?"
More often than not, the person would reply "Half an e", to which you would reply "Ha ha you just said you were born with a fanny!". Wasn't funny if they said "happiness", or if they were a girl. Or if they said "half an e". Or if they were a boy.
approved Mar 7 2003, submitted Mar 3 2003 by Michael Stanton
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