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Approach someone from behind, and throw a bunch of keys at their feet. As they bend down to pick them up, say "You've dropped the keys to the Gay Club, and now you're picking them up."
This is a better insult than "you've dropped your bender card", because you had proof that they were not only members of the gay club, but also such trusted members that they were keyholders of the Gay Club HQ.
Charlie Webb spots a flaw...
Surely this is ruined by the fact you'd have to - presumably - throw your own keys, thus leaving you to sheepishly ask for them back, after declaring them gay?
You : No, seriously. Can I have them back? I need them.
Them: You need the keys to the gay club?
You : No, they're my house keys.
Them: YOU LIVE IN THE GAY CLUB HQ?
Potential nightmare.
approved Oct 26 2004, submitted Mar 8 2004 by David Milne, Charlie Webb
The solution to Webb's Flaw, clearly, is to steal Pupil A's keys and use them to employ the Gay Club Key Ruse on Pupil B. This allows you to establish that Pupil B is a key-holding member of the Gay Club, and that Pupil A actually lives there, as A tries to get his keys back from B while you roundly mock them both.
approved Apr 17 2005, submitted Dec 27 2004 by David Moraski
See also : bender card
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