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A fat whore.
approved Nov 24 2002, submitted Nov 24 2002 by Jon Blyth
Not to be confused with Jabba the Butt, an elderly, overweight, knuckleless buttery ogre on the till. The trick was to try and get your change back without actually making contact with her Walls pork fingers. She worked in cahoots with Richard Keepthechange, who handed back your receipt with the words, 'keep the change'. My sides.

Nicknaming supermarket staff remains a phenomenon to this day - my local Morrisons' has Rod Hull, Moomin and Bully's Special Prize Man.
approved Apr 11 2005, submitted Sep 23 2003 by Phil Jeffcott
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