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Shower-time practice of stretching the scrotum out with both hands until it is perpendicular to the body, causing the genitals to resemble the titular item. Accompanied by a cry of "Sausage on a plate!!"
Most commonly seen in lunchtime rugby practise. Does not go down so well in french lessons.
approved Aug 14 2005, submitted Aug 8 2005 by anonymous user
This can become 'mouse on a trampoline' by bouncing the 'sausage' gently on the 'plate'.

Only a mouse? I'd keep that one quiet if I were you. Oops. Too late. - Matt
approved Mar 19 2006, submitted Mar 10 2006 by Bill Hickock
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