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A vaginal fart. Also useful for attracting the attention of Keith, who will say "what?" Hilarity will be waiting just around the corner.
approved Oct 5 2005, submitted Aug 25 2005 by Alana S
My Canadian girlfriend insists that in her country of birth, a vaginal fart is called a 'quiff'. This makes it very difficult to talk about Elvis, Morrissey or my own hairstyle without her erupting into fits of laughter.

Maybe she's just taking the piss out of your RIDICULOUS HAIRCUT. Especially when you consider that your nickname is Squiff- Matt
approved Oct 15 2005, submitted Oct 13 2005 by Name Withheld
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