The Law of the Playground
all stories about
bad breath causing failure.
Search LOTP
Mrs Pocklington's breath was so bad that no one dared ask her for help. If you were foolish enough to ask for help, she would come over to you and breathe her foetid stench breath of rotted shit and dead animals over you until you died. Or spewed. Or spewed then died.
We all failed History that year.
approved Oct 25 2005, submitted Oct 14 2005 by Cookie
tweet it - facebook it -
i've got a story about this