One of my teachers picked up his seven year old daughter from school a few weeks ago, and asked her how her day had been. "Oh it was great," she said "we had sex today." Naturally, her father was shocked.
Turns out, "sex" is the new slang for "seconds" at lunch - if you eat your greens, you get extra pudding.
Don't kids say the darndest things?
approved Nov 16 2005, submitted Nov 11 2005 by Laura Wilson