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After the release of Total Recall, we happily had a kid in our year called Quiad, the name of Arnold's hero in the film. A rather routine session of imitating the alien/mutant's cries of "Quaaaaaaaaid" until he started crying became elevated slightly when his older brother found him, and asked him why he was so upset. When little Quaid said "They keep calling me Quaid", big Quaid simply replies "It's your name, you stupid cunt," and punches him in the face.
approved Nov 24 2002, submitted Nov 24 2002 by Jamie McFayden
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