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An insult invented by Mark Dunst and lasted for some years in secondary; just another average obscenity to shout at friends and squares.
approved Jul 20 2006, submitted Jul 19 2006 by Woggy M
We used to say "you wank cats" as an insult, until someone invented the retort "yeah, but only on Sundays!" Though the details of the case were not reported, it quickly became common law that restricting your cat-wanking to the Sabbath was a reasonable defence.
approved Sep 27 2012, submitted Sep 26 2012 by Paul Hignett
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