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The moment a classroom is first exposed to The Macc Lads is hugely edifying. It's a real South Park "Asses Of Fire" moment, when the bar just seems ever so slightly raised.

"She's like a tub of lard / she makes my willy hard"

Sweaty Betty propounds the Rubenesque aesthetic, flying bravely in the face of the modern preoccupation with weight loss. Sadly, this embracing attitude didn't extend to the gay community, in the song "Now He's A Puff".

"He's going to spread AIDS all over the world / Kill the bastard"

Their most recent song of 2006 - 21 years after the seminal "Beer & Sex & Chips n Gravy" explains how different parts of the Macc Lads' bodies are English.

approved Nov 24 2002, submitted Nov 24 2002 by Jon Blyth
The band Anal Cunt allows for more contemporary classroom jaw-dropping. Classic song titles include "I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It".
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Check out the full track-listing for Anal Cunt's 1999 album, It Just Gets Worse. If you don't laugh ten times, you are not welcome here.
approved Jun 24 2005, submitted Jun 13 2005 by Eddie Ronan
For those intrigued, Track 21 of Anal Cunt's It Just Gets Worse album should read "Hitler Was A Sensitive Man"

Love, from the people at Earache Records who don't think this should have been censored.
approved Sep 27 2012, submitted Sep 18 2012 by anonymous user
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