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Paul Frame was known as "Vaseline Boy" on account of the rumours sweeping the school alleging that his father, Fred Frame, was in in the habit of buggering his kids over the bath. It was unclear exactly how many kids Fred "had", but it was generally agreed to be at least six, (Paul being the eldest). It was assumed that he had a large family simply in order to fuck it. Thus whenever Paul passed in the playground, classroom or corridor, his tormentors would sing, to the tune of "Japanese Boy", "Framey woke one morning and his bum was numb, He's a Vaseline Boy..." NB. His younger sister was affectionately known as "Four Stitch".
approved Nov 24 2002, submitted Nov 24 2002 by Alan Carr
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