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Fictional purveyors of Chocolate Spread. Invented by Martin Gibbs for a jingle in a music lesson: Did you have your tea last night? Yes I did, it taste like shite. There's my mum, she's having a fag. Get my lunch you stupid slag! The one thing I like on my bread Is Violent Ben's new chocolate spread. The Violent Ben range later went on to include the scrotal masticator and pump-action granny raper.
approved Nov 24 2002, submitted Nov 24 2002 by Igor
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