The Law of the Playground
what's your story called?
If you see entries similar to yours pop up here, have a look at them.
Remember, this is supposed to be a dictionary. So don't call your story "and one time Susan put some aniseed in her ear and it had spiders eggs in it". Call it "aniseed, ear-based spider incubation through the insertion of" or something like that.

Also, stick to the topic. That doesn't mean keep it brief - it just means don't have a 200 word side thought about how you never see semolina these days, do you?

If you use the phrase "ah, halcyon days" we will email your entry into the fucking sun.